Want to indulge in all the humor that Twitter has to offer – without actually logging into that garbage fire of a site? We’ve got you covered. These tweets, which range from carefully aged to super fresh, are packed with that punchy relatable wit we so love. And you can enjoy the fun all without some weird Karen-esque political diatribe or the self-important “I don’t know who needs to hear this” crap that’s become so popular. You’re welcome.