In Bikini Bottom lies is a bar called the Salty Spitoon, the roughest and toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas. Only the baddest of the bad can get in. If you’re not tough enough, you’re denied entry. It’s as simple as that.
Remember the misadventures of Spongebob and Sandy in trying to get inside the Salty Spitoon? Yep, that was hilarious. Here’s a little clip to nudge your memory.
Now check out all the “tough” reasons this tough guy has.
I Had A Bowl Of Candy For Breakfast This Morning
I Broke Into Someone’s House
I Prank Called Someone
I Went To Disneychannel.com
I Drink Orange Juice
I Beat The Elite 4
I Play Fortnite
I Searched My Favorite Childhood Fandom On Tumblr
I Surf The Internet
I Kill Cockroaches
I Watched All The Lord Of The Rings Movies Back To Back
I Broke My Phone
I Code And Create Programs
I Beat Brock
I Was Defeated By Saitama From One Punch Man
I Completed The Slender Game
I Play Smash Bros
I Drove My Car Around With A Spare Tire
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